Why Today’s Society is Retarded
I was having a look through the top 100 songs according to Bllboard.com today. I have to say I was a little disappointed in what was actually included in that list. Makes me sick to see the kind of crap that’s considered popular nowadays. None of it makes sense to me, just a bunch of random rubbish. Some examples…
#14 Good Life by Kanye West
Have you ever popped champagne on a plane
While getting’ some brain
Whipped it out, she said “I never seen snakes on a plane”
Whether you broke or rich you gotta get biz
Having’ money’s the everything that having’ it is
I was splurging’ on trizz
But when I get my car back activated
I’m back to Vegas cause
I always had a passion for flashing’ before I had it
I close my eyes and imagine, the good life
#13 Cyclone by Baby Bash
Now look at that peppa’
On the back of that bumpa’
She aint even playin
When she’s shakin that ruppa‘
And oh, you aint know?
She gets lower than a muffla‘
Even with her girlfriends
Show stopping with a hustla’
The way she move her body
#11 Crank Dat by Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy up in dis (oooooohh)
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Superman dat (oooooohh)
Then watch me crank that Robocop
Super fresh now watch me jocc
Joccin on them haters mane
#1 Low by Flo Rida
Shawty what I gotta do to get you home
My jeans full of gwap
And they ready for Shones
Cadillacs Maybachs for the sexy grown
Patrone on the rocks that’ll make you moan
One stack (come on)
Two stacks (come on)
Three stacks (come on, now that’s three grand)
What you think I’m playin baby girl
I’m the man, I’ll bend the rubber bands
She might see the Maserati
She wanna put it on me
Tryna show me her tsunami
Like I said, random rubbish. That last example was number 1 on the charts for god sakes. “Jeans full of gwap”, “Patrone on the rocks”?!?! Apparently, society not only accepts this kind of stupid jargon but we encourage it as well. We’re throwing spelling and grammar out the window to be replaced by a good beat. I sure hope that kind of retarded lingo doesn’t go any further than lyrics on a song. Cause if people start talking like that on a daily basis we might as well all talk in code.