25 Things that Infuriate Me
As the title states, here is a list of 25 things that piss me off. This list was yet another brainchild of my friends to ease my anger in a way that is safe for everyone involved. Please bare in mind that this list is in no particular order as I tend to hate all things equally.
- No return policies
- Extended warranties
- Student drivers; was I that slow?
- Elderly drivers; will I be that slow?
- All other slow drivers
- Having to adjust the volume when I change radio stations
- Hot chocolate from Tim Horton’s; should be called “Burn your tongue chocolate”
- People that stare and wait for me to laugh after they’ve told a stupid joke
- My Debt
- Elevator Music
- Shitty movies
- Being a good procrastinator
- Photo radar
- Having to pay Photo radar tickets
- Batteries and their habit of dieing when you need really need them
- The fact that dogs are now fashion accessories; stupid hilton and her stupid dog
- Dogs that wear more bling than me; stupid hilton and her stupid dog
- Bad luck and the abundance of it
- Good luck and the lack of it
- Hot weather
- Cold weather
- People that blame there farts on me; own up, people!!
- The loud ass scratchy noise that corrupted downloaded music makes; and yes I know this is illegal but who doesn’t do it?
- Sheets coming off the mattress
- Inflation
- Movies that glorify serial killers
- Cold pizza; how can people eat that?
- Umbrellas on windy days; more of a hindrance I say
- Insomnia
- Celebrities and sports figures that retire only to return in a couple of years
- Unfunny commercials that try to be funny; recent Best Buy commercials
- Arguing with stubborn people
I know I said 25 things but I was on a roll. In fact I’ll probably add more to this list in the future as there’s still alot of things that I’d like to add. Apparently, it doesn’t take much to piss me off. I guess I can see the point of these lists.
Posted by Frank N. Stein
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