Garbage Day
Well, today was garbage day for me but I regretfully slept in. Man, did I ever sleep in. I didn’t get up until almost noon. Yeah, it was that good of a night =) Anyway, what woke me up was the garbage truck going by. Crap. And, last night’s shindig left me with quite a big of garbage to dispose of.
But wait!! The garbage on the other side of the street has yet to be picked up. Ingenious!! So I do a quick 10 minute clean up and haul the trash outside. As I’m dumping my shit along with my neighbor’s across the street. The neighbor next door comes out with his lawn mower. He looks at what I’m doing and gives me that disappointed head shake. You know. The one your parents used to give you when you did something stupid as a kid.
Anyway, what fucking right did this cocksucker have to look down on me?!?! Was I doing anything criminal or illegal? It’s not like I didn’t know the guy who’s front boulevard I’m stashing my trash on. And, even if I didn’t know him, is it really a big fucking deal? He’s not paying any extra fees because of it. It’s not like I’m ripping off the garbage collectors or the city by doing what I was.
Stupid little bitch. Shake your head at me will you? I think my dog’s gonna have a new favorite place to make his ‘daily deposits’ from now on.
Posted by Frank N. Stein
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I love theses holier than thou types. That whole condescending look of disapproval. Two words come to mind. Bitch Slap. Makes you want to pay off one of the city workers to get a truck load of smelly garbage deposited on his lawn in the wee hours…just after his trash gets picked up. But the best way is to just smile, wave and say, “Hi! Lawn’s looking great! Fertilizing?” and just keep on walking.
lol. A couple days after the fact, I was walking to my car and I saw him and his wife sitting on their front porch just glaring at me. You have no idea how hard it was to keep my middle finger from flipping up. Thanks for stopping by.