The Worst of 2007
A lot of blogs right now are posting their “Best of 2007” piece. But, that’s just not my style. I don’t mean to be negative all the time; I’m just a far better critic than supporter and therefore have more to say from a negative view. Is that wrong? Anyway, I would like to present to you, Frank’s Worst of 2007…
Worst Movie – Spider-Man 3
One huge disappointment. I new this would be bad as soon as they called on Topher Grace, the scrawny kid from “That 70s Show”, to play the Eddie Brock. The story gets complicated as they try to fit too much into a single movie; 3 major villains is too damn many. The computerized graphics aren’t bad until they start moving; the movement isn’t nearly fluid or realistic enough for a film of this caliber. The worst part of this movie? Tobey Maguire goes into a dance number. Horrible movie.
Worst Game – Deal or No Deal for the Nintendo DS
I’ll start by saying that I absolutely love the game show. The contestant is presented with 26 briefcases, each with an amount ranging from a penny to a million bucks. The contestant chooses a briefcase to keep and starts eliminating the other cases to try to narrow down what amount he/she picked. It’s such a simple concept. So simple, in fact, that creating a video game version is pointless. You just randomly pick numbers to try to win fake money; not really fun at all. To make things worse, the DS version isn’t really random at all; once you memorize the predetermined patterns, you’ll know where the million bucks is every time.
Worst Song – Watch My Shoes by Trill Fam
An absolutely retarded song about ‘not stepping on shoes’. The song starts off with the words “Don’t fuck with me” over and over and over. Here are the lyrics of the stupid chorus:
Nigga Do What You Do
A Get Loose But
I Know One Thing
You Better Watch My Shoes
Nigga Do How You Feel
Do What You Like
Nigga Step On My Whites
In The Club We Gon Fight
Got That Liquor In Your Cup
That Killer In Ya Hand
But Nigga Watch The Way Buck
And Watch The Way You Dance Nigga
They Dont Like These
Cause They Aint Got These
Bitch You Better Watch These
A Catch A Two Piece
Anybody that actually likes this song is a fucking retard.
Worst Book – If I Did It
This is a book that was written by O.J. Simpson containing his hypothetical description of the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman. It was canceled for reasons I shouldn’t have to note. Who would offer to publish such a book? Who else but Rupert Murdoch and his wicked News Corporation which includes the Fox Network. Fuck you, you greedy sons of bitches, fuck you all!!
Worst Invention – PETaPOTTY
I thought this was a joke at first, but it’s for real; think litter box for dogs. It’s a pad of turf grass in a box for your dog so he can piss and shit without leaving your house. What a great idea!! Teach your dog to take a dump inside your fucking house. And guess which celebrities rave about this so called invention; Tori Spelling and Shannon Elizabeth. That alone is reason enough to call this idea stupid.
Of course there are many other categories and many other nominations for these categories. But let’s be honest here; I have a fucking life. And, I’m sure so do you. So get out there and bring in the New Year with a bang!!
Posted by Frank N. Stein
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That’s hilarious because I probably would have chosen Deal or No Deal for the Nintendo DS as the winner for the worst game as well.