Slow Ass Drivers

So I’m driving down one of the main streets of the city during a reasonably busy time and I get stuck behind some moron that decides to drive almost 15 km below the speed limit. Thats fifteen fucking kilometers below the speed limit!! I have the patience to stay behind somebody that’s cautious by driving about 5 km below. But 15 is fucking retarded!!

So anyway, I decided that there is no way I’m staying behind this guy. Hell, the people behind me are already peeling into the next lane with the same idea. The shitty thing is, as I mentioned, it’s pretty busy and I know I’m gonna hafta cut somebody off to get to the next lane.

So, the next opening I saw I went for it. Uh oh. Didn’t see that guy on my blindspot. All I hear is people slamming on the brakes behind me and I nearly shit my pants cause I know that there’s no turning back. With a symphony of horns on my tail I pass the slow ass piece of shit and I see him staring at me like I’m a fucking maniac.

Did I mention that I had a couple of passengers in my car? Well, they weren’t too pleased with my performance and they’re giving me a fucking earful. Fuck. Stupid slow ass driver. If you ask me, he’s the danger on the road, not me!!


Posted by Frank N. Stein

August 22, 2008 | Filed Under On the Road

 

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